I be somwhat awhaped bye this contrivaunce called a 'keyeborde' as ich have yet to yfind keyes to represaunt severalle comune letteres. And I see not whye some call its felawe contrivaunce a 'mouse' as it semes not to have a tayle, or legges, or any haire at all. And it semes in no waye to have ynterest in my chees.
Be there any wight outen there who canne give me aid with this matere? I wold be right gratefulle for thine asistaunce.